"Yeah? Well I heard some crazy old duetschbag was hasslin' MY girl." Flicks his nose.
"YOUR GIRL? I don’t know what type of fumes you’ve been inhaling in your rice paddy…but MY daughter can do better than some bucktoothed, slant-eyed, Kamikaze swilling chucklehead who can only scarcely DREAM of being a NON-COMMISSIONED OFFICER." -snaps teeth at finger- "Touch her and you’ll be eating that hand."
"Oh gosh, I’m so sorry, Gramps- Not for dating and kissing MY adorable lil sweetheart, no.
I’m sorry that yer crazy and senile enough ta think she’s yer daughter. Her father ain’t some dirty box headed Nazi who likes yellin’ racist shit at everybody! But hey, when I make her my wife, I’ll still invite ya to my weddin’. No hard feelin’s and all.” He smiles mockingly, giving the other’s shoulder a faux playful jab.
I ain’t FUCKIN RABBIT TEETH
Chibz worries of potential drama.
"Aw babe, that’s crazy! I bet you’ll parents’ll fall in love with me in no time at all!"
Sounds of Ellie growling in the distance.
Kekeke’s in the distance.
Aw yeah, my mission today:
Hit on Chibz until she does that really cute awkward laugh thing.
All the cute stuff on this account tomorrow! I gotta sleep))
SMOOCHES. JUST SMOOCHES EVERYWHERE.
"Ah, I’m so happy to see you again!"
"Aw jeez, I’m happy to see ya too, doll face! I missed hearin’ yer sweet voice and gettin’ to hold your hand and all that mushy junk!"
"Chiha! when are you gonna make Chibz a woman?"
"Fae! What the heck, ya can’t just ask personal crap like that! Especially with Chibz!"
"But it’ll be after I make her my lil’ wife! She seems old fashioned, and she’s real special at me, she’s my kanojo forever, Fae."
Booty shaking chiha’s hnngjgdgbdff oh my god))